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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Some time after the movie Gamzee and Tavros decided to browse funny videos online before you woke up. Unfortunately, among those was a certain one. You know the one dear reader. Yes, that one. The one that has ruined countless childhoods since 2013.
Well, the year's start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
You woke up again for the second time that day feeling much better than you did earlier. You rubbed your eyes and stretched contentedly. Recalling earlier events, you puzzled and shook your head muttering. “What a weird dream”, you said aloud. Glancing at the clock, you decided it was time to go fix yourself some lunch. So down the stairs you went.
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
You got to the landing and snuck a glance to the living room. There on one end of the couch was your matesprit and his moirail, curled up in fetal position. To the far end was your laptop. With the YouTube player open. You sighed.
Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on
Go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on
Get paid
Somehow you knew they'd find it. It was only a matter of time. You rolled your eyes with a smile when an evil plan formed in your head. Stomping down the last few stairs, you called out down the hallway.
“GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!”
All you heard was screaming and two loud thumps before you stalked over to the kitchen. “Shit (y/n) what was that for?!”, Gamzee said panicked. They followed you over to the snack cupboard where you turned to them with a sinister grin.
“It's all ogre now…”
They fainted.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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Friend-zoned Sollux x Reader
Friend-Zoned Sollux x Reader
This is a sequel to Biology Sollux x Reader
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As (Y/n) made her way to class with Sollux, stopping by the library for a moment before noticing that no one was inside, Biology being extra-long due to the block-period schedualling on Thursdays and Fridays. Sollux had made some snarky remarks on the way, making (Y/n) laugh and blush lightly. In the past week and a half she had known him, she knew she had a crush on him. Dave kept on saying that she did aswell, and though it was true, she denied it automatically. Karkat tried to tell her that she was, infact, crushing on the brunette, although he didn't get very f
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A New Friend (John Egbert x Reader)
"Ugh.. Seriously? This is so not cool." You murmured to yourself.
You were sitting outside Skaia Institute—your college campus—exasperated and exhausted from a day full of classes. Not only did you have a presentation today, but you also had two other tests as well. And it wasn't for your easy subjects, oh no, it was the two subjects you were struggling most with: math and biochemistry.
What made it even worse was that instead of driving to school; blasting your music and enjoying the little bit of peace you got, your mom had to come along that morning because she wanted to use your car. So you had to wait at the school for her
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Kankri x reader Vantas always get what they want
You are in your living room area and you are watching your flush crush kankri vantas standing in the middle of the room staring into space.
"KANKRI!" you shout. He looks at you, "May you please not scream? I do not want to lecture you right now. Thank you very much". He goes back to looking at the wall. That sassy basterd. You go next to him lean over and..... KISS HIM! just kidding, you pull his ear. That bitch deserves it.
He lets out a squeek of pain. "(Y-y/n!)" He shoos your hand away from his ear and you cross your arms. "WELL? You gunna listen to me now?"
*cricket noises*
"No." He walks toward the kitchen. Why the fuck is he sooooo
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For ye curious blokes, the video is "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."
youtu.be/lTzM2WJsoJo
And if you lose your brain cells or innocence, you can't sue me.
youtu.be/lTzM2WJsoJo
And if you lose your brain cells or innocence, you can't sue me.
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um what video?!?!